Text? Better call Saul.
If he doesn’t pick up after ringing once I’ll just hang up
™
I rather just go to jail.
You can actually text him, he canonically sets appointments over text.
No no no. That’s not how rhymes work.
You text Lex, and e-mail a female!
…yeah, let’s see YOU find a name that rhymes with “e-mail”. Not so easy, is it?
You email a… quail?
God dammit. Your post made me realize the obvious answer.
Gail. You e-mail Gail.
Welp. I suck at life.
It’s ok Dale
Can I schedule an appointment online?
Hilarious. Well done
You can call him or text him on whatsapp, just show your ID to Mr Zuckerberg, also give him all your data, then you can talk to your lawyer
the text only this meme makes Saul look like an eyeless, mouthless lovecraftian horror… I love it!








