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SSTF to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Oh no. OH NO.

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Oh no. OH NO.

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SSTF to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • Match!!
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    77•2 years ago

    These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google “vaporeon e621” or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search “sea salt e621”

    • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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      Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?

      • sebinspace
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        6•2 years ago

        Holup.

    • Decoy321M
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      2 years ago

      You just want to watch the world burn, don’t you?

      • @occhionaut@lemmy.world
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        10•2 years ago

        Just wants to watch the world cum

    • @breathless_RACEHORSE@lemmy.world
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      12•2 years ago

      Well, I’ve learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

      • Flying SquidM
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        9•2 years ago

        MSG is not dangerous.

        • Match!!
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          6•2 years ago

          you’re right, it’s about as bad for you as salt - but in high consumption MSG, since it contains sodium, can contribute to high blood pressure and hypertension. Google “E621 hyper” for more about that

      • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 years ago

        It’s dangerous to go alone - take this

    • @MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world
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      11•2 years ago

      Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

      • Match!!
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        6•2 years ago

        oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it’s totally safe. Google “E621 safe vore” for more info about it being safe to eat

        • @MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world
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          “Vore” - suspiciousfry.jpg

          I haven’t seen any Vore shit for a long time… Maybe I’ll look a bit later when not in a work device.

      • @Player2@sopuli.xyz
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        2•2 years ago

        Good point and you are right, but I’m afraid you missed the joke

    • AgentOrangesicle
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      10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

  • @Hotdogman@lemmy.world
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    68•2 years ago

    Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water…

    I don’t even know what to fn say.

    • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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      12•2 years ago

      “YES”

    • @decay@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @Devorlon@lemmy.zip
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    22•2 years ago

    I’ve had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

    • @Brisolo32@lemmy.eco.br
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      2•2 years ago

      The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price

      • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Which Pokemon tastes terrible in your opinion?

    • @Mestone@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Ayyyy! Coming in clutch with the rating plus the “with rice” bonus!

      • Ace
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        2•2 years ago

        let’s not bring over worn-out redditisms to lemmy eh?

  • @M0oP0o@lemmy.world
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    19•2 years ago

  • @THED4NIEL@lemmy.world
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    18•2 years ago

    Did you know…

    • @Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml
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      6•2 years ago

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

    • @Noodle07@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      That’s what I instantly thought about… The Internet ruined us

    • ShustOne
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      3•2 years ago

      Was looking for this haha

  • @omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works
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    13•2 years ago

    Oh cool a vaporeon… wait… wtf?!

  • @Green_Bay_Guy@lemmy.ml
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    12•2 years ago

    I live in Asia, and normally, “salted cheese” is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I’m assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

    • @dolle@feddit.dk
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      But there’s a picture of cheese next to the text!

      Edit: it also says “cheese aroma” (“ostarom”) in Swedish.

      • Baŝto
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        2•2 years ago

        Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

      • @Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        2•2 years ago

        Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.

        • @dolle@feddit.dk
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          5•2 years ago

          Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

          • @lapingvino@lemmy.world
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            5•2 years ago

            Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.

          • Match!!
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            3•2 years ago

            The Finland-Taiwan border is one of the longest undefended borders in the world

      • @Green_Bay_Guy@lemmy.ml
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        1•2 years ago

        They also do that here. Like a wedge of swiss cheese. I have no idea why. They call heavy cream topping on drinks “Cheese Foam”.

  • @Especially_the_lies@startrek.website
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    10•2 years ago

    Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

    • @NoName@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Hey This guys 10yo go check this out

    • @Voli@lemmy.ml
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      3•2 years ago

      I’ll gladly pm him

  • @zipzoopaboop@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?

    • @Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip
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      4•2 years ago

      Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring

    • R0cket_M00se
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      2•2 years ago

      Watertok moment.

    • @Player2@sopuli.xyz
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      Think you looked at the kJ value, the label seems to say about 26 Calories (kcal)

  • Flying SquidM
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    I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had “corn and cheese ice cream.” I don’t mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn’t a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.

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      • Flying SquidM
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        I could see corn. It’s sweet. But mixed with cheese?

        • @EhList@lemmy.world
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    • Match!!
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      Did you at least get some ensaymada or tsampurado with dilis?

      • Flying SquidM
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        I have no idea what that means, so no. I was there for work reasons (shooting a scene for a TV show).

  • CyberCatBytes
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    6•2 years ago

    Torille

    • @debil@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      …rillaamaan

  • @decay@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works
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    6•2 years ago

    Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

    What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

    • Tb0n3
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      2•2 years ago

      Vaporeon copypasta

  • Dettweiler
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    5•2 years ago

    Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.

    • AgentOrangesicle
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      You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.

  • Carlos Solís
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    5•2 years ago

    And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

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