Even the US Military is unwilling to sign off on Trump’s bullshit.

Ah, the classic “false flag” operation, clearly antifa are responsible because a real military wouldn’t leave their name all over the evidence, then lie and attempt to cover it up using the fart fog of war!

Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.

Austin Powers: I’m telling ya baby, that’s not mine.

Number one: I am utterly surprised to see that he didn’t say it was Biden’s fault. Although, we are still early in his bullshit-a-thon of lies. Number two: if Tomahawks are generic and “many” countries have them, why don’t you sell a bunch to Ukraine? Zelinsky would empty the couch cushions to by a few dozen tomahawks.

The pathological liar known for lying about anything and everything is lying? Nooooo, really!?!!??

Wait, the same ‘person’ that has a list of numerous different websites showing his thousands of different blatant lies just upped and lied again?

Phew, I’m surely glad the us population decided to give that ‘person’ lots of cash and power!!!

Either heavily sanctioned Iran has a secret stash of smuggled functional Tomahawks or they don’t. It’s not that complicated

Well, let’s be fair here. Could still have been Israel, since they get a lot of their weapons from the US.

Also contains David Draiman’s autograph.