Donald Trump spokesman forced to deny US President death and hospital rumours

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 18 天前

madjo@piefed.social · 18 天前

Given how truthful the White House press secretaries have been under Trump, that means he’s dead. YAY!

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 18 天前

When he actually does croak, I wonder how long they’ll hide it and what lengths they’ll go to in order to keep it a secret…

GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world · 18 天前

Oh that’s easy - they’ll hide it until Jan 21. 2027, so that Vance is still eligible for two full terms.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 18 天前

He might begin to smell by then.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 18 天前

He crossed that line years ago.

Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org · 18 天前

What if he actually died months ago?

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 18 天前

Then they’ve stuffed him with an Optimus which is slowly degrading due to being coated in him.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 18 天前

They will Weekend at Bernie’s him for several weeks I’m sure of it.