RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agometarulemedia.piefed.zipimagemessage-square64linkfedilinkarrow-up1499arrow-down10
arrow-up1499arrow-down1imagemetarulemedia.piefed.zipRmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square64linkfedilink
minus-squareTetragrade@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·edit-23 months agoMy pronouns are function getPronouns() { const dateNow = new Date(); if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) { return "clown/clownself"; } else { const timeNow = dateNow.getTime(); if(timeNow%3 === 0) { return "they/them"; } else if(timeNow%5 === 0) { return "she/her"; } else if(timeNow%7 === 0) { return "he/him"; } else { return "void/voidself"; } } } console.log(getPronouns()); Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.
minus-squarefroufox@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agounnecessary else after if with a return statement
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.worksBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoThis shitty attitude about saving characters to reduce clarity is how we get things like https://gotofail.com/
minus-squarefroufox@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agothat doesn’t reduce clarity, that improves it
minus-squareTetragrade@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoIts a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoBut why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?
minus-squareTetragrade@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoVoid don’t understand you.
minus-squarep4rzivalrp2@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoDidn’t you hear, how dare you not call void’, ‘void/voidself’
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoi still find it funny to think about the void type as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can have void a; void b = a; return b;
My pronouns are
Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.
unnecessary else after if with a return statement
This shitty attitude about saving characters to reduce clarity is how we get things like https://gotofail.com/
that doesn’t reduce clarity, that improves it
Its a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.
But why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?
Void don’t understand you.
Didn’t you hear, how dare you not call void’, ‘void/voidself’
i still find it funny to think about the
voidtype as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can have