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homes@piefed.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person

www.independent.co.uk

homes@piefed.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago
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Trump gets McDonald’s DoorDashed and takes Iran war questions with delivery person
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Trump grabs two bags of McDonald’s before issuing threats to Iran over nuclear program
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    If I were flippin that day, I be spittin that day.

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      no idea what that means, but I’m willing to learn!

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        If I cooked his burger, I’d spit in it. Might even swap that pee for an h.

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          ah, got it. :P

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          Hey. Question.

          What would it take to get him an all -he-he-can-eat subscription to more burgers and fires?

          Don’t look at me like that. Cholesterol is a bitch and I don’t think we can get blamed for that.

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