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minus-squareitsaphoque@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up162·3 months ago“Sorry sir, we have to deport you back to your impoverished, war-torn country, because wolves pee on trees”. Very compelling.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·3 months agoIt’s as good an excuse as any 🤷♂️
minus-squareSuperPengato@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 months agoAlso, countries need authoritarian governments because lobsters pee on each-other’s faces.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoExcuse me but the trees get off on it why are we punishing our neighbors for a little harmful fun?
“Sorry sir, we have to deport you back to your impoverished, war-torn country, because wolves pee on trees”.
Very compelling.
It’s as good an excuse as any 🤷♂️
Also, countries need authoritarian governments because lobsters pee on each-other’s faces.
Excuse me but the trees get off on it why are we punishing our neighbors for a little harmful fun?