Last week, some LLM bot commented under one of our issues and it became apparent pretty quickly, that it is a bot. So, I went to report it (incredibly the report menu did say they want reports for bots).
I filled out the reporting form probably five times in total, trying at different times of the day. Every time, I got an error 500 (Internal Server Error) as response.
Later, I checked my mails, and saw that actually two of my reports did go through, meaning I created two tickets on their side.What those mails also said: They’re very sorry, if it takes longer, since they’re currently experiencing a higher number of reports.
Gee, I wonder why.
New goal: nine fives of uptime
No, you misunderstood. It’s five "nein"s. As in:
“Is it available now?”
9.9999%
Github’s looks just like that if you do a handstand
Microslop slowly losing github to attacks likely enabled by AI makes me believe that a god exists
The calls were coming from inside the building.
five 9’s of uptime according to Github:
Is it up? Nein
Is it up? Nein
Is it up? Nein
Is it up? Nein
Is it up? Nein
Hope this was a whitrhat effort to fix their mess.


