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- dadjokes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- dadjokes@lemmy.world
Woman on ground: “How long will the ambulance be?”
Man aiding her: “Seventeen feet, six inches.”
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*Surely, you’re joking."
“I’m dead serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
🛬
Just long enough to finish the job.
If she’s already in that bad of shape, you could probably do it with a pretty small ambulance.
Not sure if that’s supposed to be a roll bar, or a dumpster-lifting mechanism.
Did she fail to activate Bites the Dust or what’re you talking about?
Finish her off by running her over from head to toe (assuming the tires are positioned normally).
