• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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    23 days ago

    Stock Exchange Executives in Movies: “Somebody bypassed our firewall at 8:27:64, but the server can only be accessed with a key generated by my Quantum Tunneling USB device.”

    Stock Exchange Executives in Real Life: "Multiple logins detected? I wonder what that means.

    • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Stock exchange executive IRL

      “I’m an executive. I do not need MFA. My assistant reads all my emails anyways. My password is “password”. I will fire you if you do not make it so.”