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dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

The TSA Has a Message for World Cup Fans Bringing Home Ranch Dressing

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The TSA Has a Message for World Cup Fans Bringing Home Ranch Dressing

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dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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The TSA wants foreign World Cup travelers to stop packing ranch dressing in their carry-ons
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World Cup fans are developing a taste for ranch dressing — and the TSA wants to make sure they pack it correctly.
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  • Set_Status_Online@lemmy.world
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    Wow. I always heard that ranch is, “the most disgusting thing ever.”

    • fartsparkles@lemmy.world
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      To many foreigners, ranch dressing is an iconic cultural export of the US that oddly hasn’t physically exported. Ketchup, yes. Ranch, no.

      Eric Andre “Ranch it up!”

    • tidderuuf@lemmy.world
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      Mayo… Mayo is the most disgusting thing ever.

      I’ve seen kids eat fistfuls of ketchup or mustard or butter… But never mayo.

      There’s a reason that old ass yogurt is used to kill lice and is always mixed with something else in order to be on a sandwich.

      • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works
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        Mayo has no dairy. It’s mainly eggs and oil.

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    Ranch is disgusting, why?

    • SuiXi3D@fedia.io
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      Taste is subjective.

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        Usually, yes

    • dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOP
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      More of it for me!

      • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Hey! Stop putting ranch in your carry-ons! That ranch belongs in your checked bags only unless it’s under 3.5 ozs, or about 13.5 sucks worth. You’re allowed to suckle, but only a little bit.

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      So I mostly agree, and the US drowns way to much of everything in it. Like why ruin perfectly good salad or vegetables with that as a dressing or a dip.

      But, there is a chicken wing chain in Canada where they do a crazy amount of wild sauces. My favourite is breaded with a side sauce that is made of mostly hot sauce, grated parmesan and a drizzle of ranch. It’s pretty damned good. For this reason alone, i buy one bottle of ranch a year and throw away half.

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    Basically “put it in your checked bag unless it’s under 3.4oz and in a quart baggie”

  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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    Americans LOVE ranch

    • GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml
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      Apparently it’s just just Americans.

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