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Love that this is how I found out
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
I find out about people who’ve died by this, more than probably any other way.
McConnell and Graham in one week!?
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and… I’m sure there’s a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
Susan collins. That would just be so funny after the platner debocke
Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain’t a jackpot, but it’s a nice prize.
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance
Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
Well it couldn’t be much worse than the real thing.
Actually, maybe he already is…
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
I don’t think I like your attitude
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.
He had a terminal case of the vapors.
Not on my bingo card
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
Death is on Free Play, there’s just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need
If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
