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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon works in an office

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Anon works in an office

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    I’m a proces operator. I think I do on average about 5 hours of actual work per week. Nobody gives a shit as long as the machines are running and they almost always are. Also, that sweet 30% untaxed shift allowance.

    Shits’s fucking great!

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      They used to call this “fire fighter jobs” here. Nothing to do really, unless something is on fire.

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        If the cost of stuff being on fire is high enough, paying someone to stand around with a fire extinguisher is a bargain.

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      What kind of machines are you running?

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        Industrial scale coffee roasters and packaging lines.

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          Interesting! I’ve worked in the paper industry but not as operator. I developed SCADA software so paper machine engineers could design the displays and views for the operators.

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          So your workplace even smells awesome!

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    • ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      what 3rd world country do I need to blow up schools in to land a job like that?

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        That’s the neat part, you don’t!

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          Welp, seeing that the only other option is to get a manufacturing job in the states

          Anyone hiring dragon slayers?

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