Wow. Actual Trump headlines have been indistinguishable from satire for at least a decade now (to me anyway) and this is the first one that made me think “There’s no way this is real.”
And it is? Amazing.
I hope he was uncomfortable and scared the whole time.
I wonder if they just told him that to have a break from being with him 18hrs a day for however many days that trip took.
Unfortunately we couldn’t tell if he pooped his pants because he was scared, or if he just pooped his pants.
This should be his life from now until the day of his death. A whinny little bitch scared for his life because of a war he himself started over nothing.
Pity the taxpayer is paying to fuel up a fully-loaded Boeing 747 and a C-32 to fly this one piece of shit around…
I hope he is scared and has to hide everywhere he goes for the rest of his hopefully short life.
What a weak man
This is a very crafty way to write a headline to get around my filters 😤
Did anyone else hear the Keystone cops music in their heads, when they pictured this?
Must have been a BIGly cart for shitler to fit.
Those catering carts must be huge for those elite folk.


