AROOO
AVE SATANI BROTHER, LET’S VAPE SOME CRANK AND READ NINTENDO POWER
LET’S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING MARIO CART MY BROTHER IN ANTICHRIST
CRANK THOSE HOGS DAY IN DAY OUT MFERS AROOOOOO
Where do I sign?
I want a giant hog and a Nintendo!
Won’t be using the drugs though.
You can sell them for profit
Or give them to the hog for even more power!
So many options! Thanks Satanists!
Giant hog, for squeezing
So… do I get to own the entire company named Nintendo, or is this like when people just called the NES a “Nintendo?”
Nintendo exists, promise fulfilled.
You become a Nintendo subscriber.
These days we promise a PS5 since Nintendo discontinued full consoles.
Also, you only get a giant hog if that’s what you want; Satan respects your gender identity. You can sub in cat ears.
Back then didn’t they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like
I wanna Sega. It does what Nintendon’t!
I want to sub in cat ears but still also have a giant hog.
Best I can do is a piglet and one cat ear. We can’t just give both to everyone or else it devalues them for the people that already made deals, and they’ll start trying to renegotiate, and that fucks up all the records.
This is the weirdest shade against the Switch I’ve ever read. It’s literally a full console that is also portable!
Hoooog ridaaaaaa
this isn’t satan, this is wario!
Neat!
“Dinsdale!”
Hmmm. Do the drugs come packaged with the hog or with the nintendo?
They’re in the RAM expansion slot, behind the car keys.
deleted by creator
That’s nice.
I don’t want the hog but I’ll take the rest, please 🫴
Just give my hog to somecritter else :DYou could sell the hog to buy more drugs
Hog can be slang for penis.
Definitely give it to somecritter else.
… Unless we’re talking, like… wink wink nudge kinda giving me a ‘hog’ in which case yes. 🤷♀
uwu
Don’t be so hasty. Stick with me here- Super Mario Luau.
headtilt?
I’ll take a #4
So literally earthly vices that will cost you your soul
Sorry, what did you say? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my giant cocaine hog playing Nintendo.
You will neither hear me over the sound of eternal flames after selling your soul to Satanism
deleted by creator
“Satanism” is pretty much related to Judeo-Christian theology, wether you like it or not
pictured below: a visual representation of the amount of people that asked.
Nice, instead of answering with a comment worthy of a developed brain you just say “nobody asked”
Take your meds 😂🤌
Or maybe take your comment and shove it up your ass
That wasn’t very Christlike
deleted by creator
Satan is part of Judeo-Christian theology, therefore it’s not out of place to bring the rest of it to the table. Simple as that
And don’t bring me this shit of “Ackshually, Satanists don’t believe in Satan” they may not believe in it, but they’re definitely following its command
deleted by creator
Yo, from a Satanist, you’re fuckin stupid
Ave Satanas!
May God bless your soul, you’ll need it
Reads Nintendo.
Me: “I am listening.”
