I’m pretty sure Zuckerberg is pretending to be human

Well duh?

Clearly.

I mean, yea no shit

Oh no!

He has his bunker, the rest of us can fuck off now.

No shit?

No shit that moon faced little sociopath doesnt give a crap about anything but niche tech

Shocking

And yet, people still use FB, IG and What’Sap. I just don’t get it. Of course that’s why I’m here, and not there. smh

It this nottheonion?

the sky is blue. water is wet. wheels are round. just a few other things that are incredibly obvious. (this is not an attack on op, just a few comments about how obvious the title is)

Man, these ppl probably jerk off every morning at themselves