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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Please don't try to eat this meme either

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Please don't try to eat this meme either

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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    29•2 years ago

    That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.

    Who do I sue?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      18•2 years ago

      Your parents, probably.

    • –Phase–
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    24•2 years ago

    I’m hoping that whomever created this meme realizes that the pizza box maker probably put that there as a joke, and it’s not a serious warning.

    • cre0
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      5•2 years ago

      I’m hoping that whoever created this comment realizes that the meme-maker probably used that line as a joke, and it’s not a serious sentiment.

      • R0cket_M00se
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        2•2 years ago

        I’m hoping that whoever thought this thought realizes that the commenter probably used his response for Internet meme points, and doesn’t necessarily hold any particular view expressed.

    • @ClarkFlankblast@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      I’m wondering what flavor the box is.

      • @ngwoo@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Tastes like the smell of pizza

  • @awesome_person@lemm.ee
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    17•2 years ago

    what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭

    • cre0
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      4•2 years ago

      Only if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath

  • Gamey
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    16•2 years ago

    If that ugly cardboard box thinks it can tell me what to do I will win that argument at all cost!

  • TimeSquirrel
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    2 years ago

    Remove clothing before ironing.

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃
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      9•2 years ago

      Instructions unclear, arrested for public indecency…

    • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      Caution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.

  • @sexy_peach@feddit.deM
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    14•2 years ago

    we’re going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.

  • Corroded
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    9•2 years ago

    Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?

    I’m hoping it’s not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box

    • @Duamerthrax@lemmy.ml
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      6•2 years ago

      You can’t even see the instruction until you’ve already opened it. It has to be a joke.

    • skulblaka
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      4•2 years ago

      You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?

      • Corroded
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        1•2 years ago

        Of course. I’m not eating that “edible” plate some of you call crust

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      4•2 years ago

      It’s like a giant cardboard calzone

  • @dimeslime@lemmy.ca
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    9•2 years ago

    Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.

    • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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      2•2 years ago

      It’s definitely NOT delicious, I’m NOT having a scrumptious 5 course meal with it, you DON’T want it

  • idunnololz
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    7•2 years ago

    But the skin is the best part!

    • Loom In Essence
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      3•2 years ago

      I invented the left handed pizza peeler.

    • R0cket_M00se
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      2•2 years ago

      “Most people don’t eat the rind, but men do.”

  • @SantaClaus@lemm.ee
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    6•2 years ago

    Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      4•2 years ago

      So you’re just going to drop a Cylon slur like that?

      They’re People of Cylonic origin now, grandpa.

  • Bigs
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    6•2 years ago

    Shaka, when the walls fell.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      3•2 years ago

      Temba, his arms wide.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    5•2 years ago

    “Come on! My kids are starvin’!”

    “This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl’s Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr. Carl’s Jr… ‘Fuck You, I’m Eating.’”

  • KptnAutismus
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    4•2 years ago

    was about to be funny and say it’s biodegradeable, but it turns out humans can’t digest cardboard.

    the more you know.

    • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      I mean it’s made from wood, we can’t digest wood.

    • @Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      It’s pure fiber.

  • @tryagain@lemmy.ml
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    4•2 years ago

    Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in meme.

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    See, now because of me there’s a warning.

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