At press time, GWAR reminded fans that in 42 years, the band has never employed any intelligence in the creation of its music—artificial or otherwise.
Man, give 'em a break. They’ve been cumming carloads at each show for years. Let 'em have some time off to recharge!
“Listen up maggots, because I’m only going to say this once: all the cum in ‘Cock Destroyer’ is 100% real and straight from Oderus Urungus’s mighty testicles,” said Blothar in the band’s official statement. “When Oderus fucked off to parts unknown he left behind his sentient codpiece the Cuttlefish of Cthulu and inside it, a steaming wad of scumdog spunk—enough for 10 music videos!"
Their interview with Joan Rivers is AMAZING. A must watch for anyone interested in discovering that you can’t judge a book by it’s cover.
GWAR is on tour with Mac Sabbath! Looks like they start in October. Got my ticket already.
https://www.officialmacsabbath.com/#tour-sectionMy son and I saw them when they were in Albuquerque a few months ago. We would be going to see them if they were stopping here again.
Sexellent
Sexcuse me?
I’m sexecuting you!
Oh-oh! Oh-oh!
Oh-oh! Oh-oh-ohhh…
How am I supposed to pleasure myself to the new GWAR video if the cum is unethically sourced!?
God, we live in a society, gamers. Gamers rise up.
