“…if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! I eat it! Yes I do! Even if I’m at a sidewalk cafe. In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year’s morning, during a soccer riot!” - George Carlin
I love George Carlin but describing a soccer riot in Calcutta is a special kind of American.
Hero updates:
Bacteria
[Infect] Cast time reduced from 5 to 4 seconds.I always thought it was three seconds.
That’s when it’s wet.
Well then good news|
One… Two… Five!
Me too! The three seconds rule is what I based all my life on, for several scenarios you can guess
Fucking and, uh…?
Jeborkling, primarily
memory
Sorry do I know you?
Five just rolls off the tongue better
I thought the five second rule was how long until you could claim a newly-vacated seat.
just think of all the food I’ve wasted
Wow, I haven’t seen this french lady Mélissa Theuriau) for ages. That’s my sign to schedule a colonoscopy
