Anything before or after “TikTok trend” is pretty much universally shit. What a wretched platform.
TikTok is a cancer.
- Get an MMA kick pad or build one yourself, attach it to a horizontal bar.
- Spend the next 3-4 months practicing kicking it precisely in the center as hard as you can. Do flutter kicks and squats as well to add strength.
- Wear steel-toe boots/pointy high heels at all times when the Cats in the Hats are afoot.
- When chased, face the attacker, assume kicking stance from your training, await the assailant until their crotch is within optimal striking distance.
- Follow your training. Don’t kick the crotch, kick through it, as if you’re going to kick the inside of that cat’s top hat.
- Yell, “Ughh! That top hat is tight! Now run that shit, bi*ch! Ynawmean!!”
Gotta keep the masses distracted somehow
Looks fake
Mike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.
Good way to get shot.
Yeah no kidding or stabbed, not everyone has a “flight” response. But it was just a prank.
Prank or not. Do this to people especially teenage girls and there’s a lot of people who won’t take it as a prank
Oh I was being sarcastic when I wrote it was just a prank lol sorry
Okay, so it’s probably happened like two or three times. I’d hardly call that sweeping north america. That’s the equivalent of taking out a broom on a beach and sweeping once and then saying you’ve swept the entire beach.
Heard North America found Canada. Makes sense do that in the states get shot.
