Stupid Jacket claims 100× returns on Nvidia’s circular financing

Totes not Enron

Are we sure it wasn’t just “turns”? That makes more sense, even if a gross underestimate.

For him and a few cronies, yes. Everyone else? Nope.

Forget about Nvidia, my new AI startup can guarantee 1000× returns! Send 1BTC to my wallet for more details.

Dont worry, you just need to pay me a little bit to get 100 times back, the Nigerian prince’s executor says.

Come on guys, it’s not circular financing if the pension funds will pay for it all at the end.

Considering it’s fantasy math, 100x is kinda low.

That’s not even on Dr. Evil’s level.

100x0=0

He can buy himself a new leather jacket.

Circular financing explained