Can i pet your titties?
What to do is put the cat on a diet if people can notice how fat they are across the street.
You have to face the fact that your cat is famous and you’re not.
Biggest mistake was naming the cat Milkshake.
And they’re like: it’s fatter than yours
Yes he’s fat. His favorite food is little children!! 🐈⬛🪄🪄
Don’t worry. Fat or not, that cat has this under control. It’s good to tell the kids where he likes to be petted, if he does. But there’s no need to supervise, just go find the bandaids.
Cats teach kids about consequences.
As I heard someone say once, “Cats will teach you about consent.”
Sounda like they wanna cook and eat it. Take the leader down first. Hard. Then there will be one or two more heroes. The remaining ones always run.
Dont forget to say something like ‘just remember, you wanted this’.
