Cat! My cat is named Cat! The exclamation mark is part of the name.
-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- WhattheAAAAdidyoujustAAAAAAAsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg raduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretr aidsonAl-QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano thertargetIwillwipeyoutheAAAAoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyAAAAAAAwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainAAAAAAAswespeakIamcontactin gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet hingyoucallyourlifeYoureAAAAAAAdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite dStatesAAAAAACorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo uwouldhaveheldyourAAAAAAAtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour eAAAAAAAdeadkiddo== -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----EDIT: almost forgot to sign it!
Love,
/u/queerlilhayseedhehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
You should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.
The == had me wondering for too long
Haha I started trying to format the text so that it was technically a valid ed25519 key, then it became too much work for a silly joke so I settled for filtering/replacing all the invalid chars and slapping the
==padding at the end. Needs more AAAAAA strings to really sell it, I think, but I’m glad it turned out well enough to merit a second glance lol.Edit: I swapped all instances of
fuck|fucker|fuckingwithAs, I think it’s an improvement.
Shortest RSA key.
I set all my SSH private keys to privilege 745 with random numbers modified, maximum accessibility
I normally just skip keygen
it’s such a hassle
besides, it means I can connect from anywhere
no one checks the ssh port on prod anyway
Are you my former boss?
-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- b3BlbnNzaC1rZXktdjEAAAAABG5vbmUAAAAEbm9uZQAAAAAAAAABAAAAMwAAAAtzc2gtZW QyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7AAAAJAHHAUZBxwF GQAAAAtzc2gtZWQyNTUxOQAAACC6BPuFW94rFl033+m7MHTouxkIdEXsilx+sI6Z6Iul7A AAAEAHVmMS+9A6uhD6r6iUAxubrNuS2lx4CPayJ2B4hL8HNroE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7 GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsAAAACHdhbGRvQGhlAQIDBAU= -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- --- PUBLIC KEY BELOW --- ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAILoE+4Vb3isWXTff6bswdOi7GQh0ReyKXH6wjpnoi6XsWhat a coincidence! That’s my cat’s name.
I just call her whspsps instead
One developer in the whole channel who actually read the requirements smh.
first name: your ssh public key
last name: your ssh private key
I think not.
Bit of a mouthful to say, but I’ll go with it.
I’m pretty sure this name is to long form my vets office database.
Maybe just shorten to
b3B'); drop table animals;?
let’s push some files to your github
Is it bad that this bothers me purely because the public key can be derived from the private key, so providing both is unnecessary?
I don’t geht it. Can you explain it with your key as an example?
Can you give me your private key so I can understand it better?
Not bad, I had the same thought.
Should be private ssh key and public ip address. public key can be derived if necessary and it does you no good to have a key to an unknown door
If you only know private key and not public key then isn’t it the same as only knowing public key? I thought those were interchangeable
You can derive the public key from the private key
I thought that too but they are not. I discovered that recently learning and configuring wireguard.
hunter2
I clicked on this post looking for this comment. Otherwise, I would have made it.
The ******* joke and its premise never fails to make me smile.
id_rsa id_rsa.pub
🤔 I do believe this is backwards, or you’re Japanese
I’m dislexic. My friends call me Dislexica
Please mark your territory by posting the hosts you have visited with your favorite cat name.
public: fake
private: gay
That’s a private / pubic key pair.
Public: Ssssssshhhh!
Private: Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!Public key: b26Stop543looking957at140me8339when8709Im10114naked73856 Private Key: Oh SnAp!
I like to update mine based on the season. Right now it’s Freddy: JSON
