Today a site required me to make a username that must not share any of the letters in my name and must have a number in it, with a password that needed six non-consecutive numbers.

Please crawl out of my ass and leave me be, infosec.

The real reason that babies cry at birth.

me too little guy, me too

Who doesn’t ask for an email at signup nowadays? They’re now asking for phone numbers for 2fa.

It took me a while to realize that they did a face palm in the forth panel, somehow, I thought it was their nose.

And a facebook account for three factor authentication.

As an aside, I don’t see any reason why we couldn’t have a system where the combination of someone’s name and birth year had to be unique. This would make identifying unique people a snap. Your full name and your birth year would be enough to find your file at the doctor’s office, bank, or literally anywhere else.

Even assuming people only choose to pick from the 500 top names, this allows 125 million unique combinations every year following the English trinomial naming convention. It rises to 62.5 billion combinations if one follows the tetranomial Hispanic naming convention. The issue of running out of names or duplicate names would almost never come up. And parents could just reserve a name for their child if they were so bothered.

Sadly I see this happening one day, but of course it will actually be made to work just fine by being autogenerated with the birth and details provided to you the following day through the parents email. Can’t wait till a company believes this is absolutely needed and convinces politicians to be on board because hes rich and told them it will protect the children somehow.

It explains a lot of the usernames as names people are assigning their kids.

That baby aged 20 years in 2 sec