

I was literally thinking earlier today about this meme and how I haven’t seen it in a god’s age. That first half of it with his tongue sticking out always made me laugh.
This was around the time of the lolcats, and of the icanhazcheezburger website, too.
I feel so old.
Wow haven’t seen this one in a long time. Probably one of the earliest I remember
This and the original dozen or so lolcats
Ca. 2006. It’s 20 years old now!
This is the first image I saw when someone explained what a “me-me” was to me in middle school

sweaty
😙👌
I often think about Kyle Broflovski’s father, sitting down with a nice glass of red wine, cracking his knuckles to troll the shit out of the internet

I had this saved from 2017 apparently

I barely save memes lol

I saw a very cool spider today
spider spoiler tag for the arachnophobic ^ - ^
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spider spider!

that is a very cool spider :)
thank ya! :3
No need, I have bugs in my house to look at
It’s okay, I have bugs in my code to look at. 🥲
Sometimes its fun to keep them around, its like gathering bug-friends irl!

So the IRS did show up? Not sure I’m getting this.
Post made police visit OP to make sure he’s not a suicide bomber.
Even worse, probably the FBI
They handle terroristic threats online
There are federal agencies other than the IRS

Huh
Sin(k) / cos(k) = tan(k)
Sin divided by cos is hiw tangent is defined. Using k as the variable makes the words sink and tank
Thank you

🖕 👱 🐛💤👔🐛 ⛽ 👢 ⚡ 8=👊=D💦 🎸 🌂 👢 👢How mad could he possibly be mid-orgasm?
Hate-fucking is a real thing.
Girl in highschool broke my heart in ways that crippled me emotionally for 8 years.
Met back up randomly (I was happy being a stoner frying wings) when she was married and dude was beating her. Finger-shaped bruises on her neck and all.
Upturned my whole life to pay for her a way out. Got sober, left my job for a real one, had her take my place at the job I was leaving so she’d have her own income.
It wasn’t a thing for me, it was a plan to get her out and in her own place that I’d supplement.
After all that, she said she was leaving the state instead of the plan we agreed to. I kissed her and we had angry relations.
It didn’t change her mind, but she did say many things that fixed my mental hangup. So much so when she called me from jail I declined the call.
Sounds rough
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The fucking guy.


is that supposed to look like brown sugar frosted mini wheats or am I just stoned
idk are your brown sugar frosted mini wheats made with inferior copper and when you tried to return them your servant was insulted?
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
right? like I swear sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
Ohh! Wait, you’ve never seen the Ea-Nasir memes before?
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints.
When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen.
Tumblr found this and decided to immortalize this asshole in memes.
Had to fix a bit of this:
Okay, there was this really shitty copper merchant back in ancient Sumeria. Sold low-grade copper as higher quality, was rude to messengers who had traveled for ridiculously long distances, refused to give refunds, all that. At least one coppersmith sent him several very long and sternly-worded complaints. When the city was dug up later, archeologists found that that this asshole had literally framed these complaints in his house, like a badge of honor. He had taken his 1-star reviews and framed them in his kitchen. But the most important thing everyone needs to consider though, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Haven’t seen this in forever. Thank you for keeping the old magic alive.
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I have seen them! I was just stoned 😅
😄Well, glad you were having a good time. Roll one for those of us in the prohibition states. 🌲
Hahaha will do!
Both can be true. Though I think the norm back then was more “giant earthen pots of room-temperature beer.”
“If you want it, take it. If you don’t want to take it, go away!” 💅
THIS IS AMERICA SNOWFLAKE!!!

This needs to be updated for 2026

wholesome 😭
What a nice genie!

The oldest meme on my phone. I changed phones in like 2017, so I don’t have my very ancient memes.

That’s me whenever I get a call in my call center job.














