Push
Being an over the road trucker has cured me of all poop shyness and public toilet squeamishness. Dump out in the company of some of the foulest humans to ever grace these American byways. Kinda cathartic in a fucked up sorta way.
Make eye contact. Aggressively.
I do better with an audience.
No performance anxiety then?
Lack of performance anxiety
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Maybe this is just a door with a mosaic mirror, and OP is a vampire.
Jesus, I’ve literally had nightmares like this
Look at the brave one here, closing the door and risking their clean air supply. If I’ve had any dairy in the last 4 days, I always leave the door open.
Do you not have an exhaust fan in the shitter
I am the exhaust fan in the shitter.
dude just light a candle
Poop where you need to poop,
And let the turds fall out.
Honestly, I wanna see you be brave
With where you have to stay,
And let the poo fall out.
Honestly, I wanna see you be brave!
First, I’d hang a long drapey sweater over the window so no one can see, then I’d drop trou, sit down, and unleash something that sounds like The Board from Control for five minutes straight, rattling windows and evacuating departments, then wipe, flush, wash hands, put my sweater back on, and leave.
‘Flush’ easier said than done
they said flush not successfully flush
I’m just gonna turn looking into everybody else’s problem
You gotta stare directly at the window while pooping, preferably with an erection. That way nobody will look for very long.
No problem. I stand to pee and only shit at home.
I would make the most intense eye contact toward anyone daring to darken my doorstep.
Noooo, I’m shy!
… but I’ll do it anyway 😑
Just turn round on that mofo and then it’s only you in this world 🤣🤣🤣🤣
