Me in undergrad. :/

It’s clearly satire, folks…

Clinton Derangement Syndrome 😞

If I put my Mint computer to sleep, the wifi adapter stops working completely. 🤡

A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass

That explains the nature of the shitpost 🤭

I’ve been this person downtown. I had to warn two Spanish women of using their cellphones on the street where I had witnessed two blatant motorcycle snatchers drive off with people’s cellphones. One of them found me annoying and wouldn’t look up from her screen to listen to what I was saying. Alright, ma’am, you do you. My bad.

Thank god he won’t be in power for our next elections.

He won’t be, right, America? *nervous laughter*

Cool, I just need 2 minutes. 😏

Yup, fuck 'em, too. I don’t think I’ve heard a single liberal defend them.

The worst dish for Thanksgiving and any other day of the year, change my mind.

A lot of nostalgia, but at the same time, relief that I don’t have to do that and it’s just another day of the week. It’s a performance I don’t have to participate in, I guess. Have fun and stuff your faces, but I’ll watch from afar.

If she keeps it up after a reelection, I’ll consider it. Otherwise she’s just playing the game.

Not hard enough, I’d say. A judge’s house was burnt down recently. They’ve gone easy on her.

You get an alt alt right party. A finger on the money’s monkey’s paw curls.

E: whoops 😅

so you’re basically saying “I’m being kind” “I’m most likely Indian”

🤭

I don’t think I’ve heard people from other places end their sentences like that regularly.

This feels a bit misleading. You need to locate the files on your system to play or point to a URL that has them.

Will they hold up binders of blank pages for the photo op this time?

What strays? That’s live footage of my cats when they want to lure me into the kitchen for food when all I want is to smother them. They know.

reciprocal

Gee, I wonder what got them there.

He looks like he left the beans on the stove.