Everything down to the Pinocchio nose is shockingly accurate

RISCy click of the day

Telegram

That in itself is a red flag.

Urinium

Yes, but that particular sink happens to be named “Baby”.

Not enough socialism or porn

I’m pretty sure that was the author’s intention.

All the idiots are still on shitter and idiots are how influencers make money.

Hoodbachi

Luckily, all my light bulbs are the (American) football-shaped LED kind and there’s no glass.

I don’t think hogwash means what you think it means.