it says it satire but are you just saying that as a safety net so when people get mad at you for saying slurs then you can point at that and say no see its just satire so people cant be mad

is this real

how many times do i have to say im sorry george

i dont look anything like either of these guys

going to aldi with a pack of plastic cart buckles and stealing peoples quarters

no u

is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive

banned for seven christmases for rule 5 violation

for better or worse the mods arent dumb and theyre aware not everyone in the fediverse is who theyre looking for the fediverse is very feudal and the mods have occasionally popped in to subtly ask the disillusioned for pointers since simple spying often leads to questions so theres active collaboration here

keep in mind this is a recent development in fairly old news and trump was known in the beginning to vet immigrants for their social media presence okay the freedom from je ne sais quoi as its called has been broken

my favorite blindspot at my local walmart has 5 signs in that aisle trying to convince you that its not a blindspot

yeah well this is america

thank you sergio