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Warlords have failsons too…
I’m positively tickled by the Apocalypse imagery. It’s like somebody unironically watched the Mad Max movies and said God I wish that were me instead of thinking where the will come from.
Guys, I’m from the future and I have a video of their first town hall. Who wants to Lathe this into existence with me?
These sad saps. They come to Rapture thinking they’re gonna be captains of industry, but they all forget that somebody’s gotta scrub the toilets. What an angle they gave me! I hand these mugs a cot and a bowl of soup, and they give me their lives. Who needs an army when I got Fontaine’s Home for the Poor?"
Followed by a collapse of home prices, and the mortgage market.
American here. This is clearly the current domain of the French Ancien Régime, but the Revolutionary government in Paris doesn’t recognize their existence.
Uncritical Support for my Austin comrades for kicking out those VC bums.