More to the woman. My girl once complained about me leaving the seat up.

For years, I always put the seat AND the lid down.

I don’t like the toner of voice you’re using

I ❤️ copy machines

I got my SNAP today at about 4pm pst. I have a career and work full time, but I absolutely rely on the help because I’m a single father.

What about roflcopter?

They usually de-laminate causing a repeating pattern, usually of the previous print.

I repair copiers for a living and love them, except for HP.

I spent enough time in the shower vigorously washing my weiner, it’s clean enough

It’s not just that, they’re easy to repair, and parts are available. I love laser printers, except for HP

Isn’t Shannon Watts… Uhhhh

Edit: I was thinking of Shanann Watts.

This only works if the other person has situational awareness.

I used to drive like a maniac until I got a motorcycle.

Now, I’m super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

I accidentally cut someone off on the freeway last week (3 lanes turned into 2 and I was zoned out, I was driving all day). Dude started honking and raging on me, I could hear him telling me to pull over, so I just kept staring forward until he gave up. Normally I would have engaged.

I love copiers

Lawn mowing simulator.

I work on copiers for a living.

You guys are scaring me!

This is how you end up in an abusive relationship…

About how much time are we talkin here?

Oh! Go buy a Brother

Go buy a ThinkPad.

I yelled at my phone when I saw this.

He said “oh wow! The whole thing is a computer!” like cars haven’t been like that for YEARS now.

The I go on Facebook for some reason (I am in a rural area) and I am seeing people talking about buying teslas in the local community pages. These people are not people that couldn’t afford a used Mitsubishi Mirage…

Don’t buy anything HP.