That is some severely forced perspective. 😯

The story of all my plants. 🙄

“Listen, Allen. I’d love to agree with you, but then we’d be both wrong.”

Well observed, my friend. 🫵😎

The woods are a great place to fart in peace.
😙💨

But that’s impossumble! 😲

People. 🙄

Could be a band name one day. 🤔

Imagine being a descendant from these two people’s turds.

I bet all the monsters from below ask each other: “Ha. What’s this guy’s deal?”

Maybe also emphasize he can’t afford a boat.

Why you little…… ((✊)) 👴

Just learned this.

And you can’t put salve on your soul. 🙄

Agree 100%. 🤜🤛

Hahaha. Dwarfs all over the place, Andromeda coming to rearrange our galaxy’s guts. One day, I’ll make a nasty NSFW comic about that. 😅

Same. Wouldn’t it be cool if one could hire a bunch of actors who can perform at one’s funeral? Have them dress up like:

• a mysterious, sexy femme fatale
• a group of Arab oil sheiks
• some indigenous tribe from the Amazon.

Let them make your life seem more exciting and mysterious than it really was. 🙄

Ooh. I picked some random items from their menu, but apparently their website redirected me to the British version, which probably is the nearest Wendy’s near my country.

Nah, I love talking out of my ass. 😎
But it might be real. Who knows. 🤷‍♂️