Pete rose

… to power

Urinals too

As others have said LaserJet but I’m not sure if they’ve pointed out that it’s named after two objectively kickass things

Banning socialists is some real commie shit these fucking pinko politicians

Bible marathon sounds mondo boring. If I were to design a forced punishment for these choads it would be to have a Bible marathon where they read out loud

Much like the noble autobots, there is so much more to Marxist theory than meets the eye

The water is right there just catch some fish duh

Is this the pets dot-com of the slop era?

Be careful or it’s ring-a-ding for ol’ popey boy, capiche?

What an amazing entrée to untold horrors

Chad social contract enjoyer

Don’t forget to shitpost in serious threads and seriouspost in shitpost threads such as now when the trump-Israel axis is trading dead babies like they were funkopops. Do this and the hotties (any gender) will be all up ons

Got that first up against the wall when the revolution comes typa rizz

Inb4 some dipshit AI apologist posts

This may be the first recorded instance of sissy hypno impacting irl politics

Trunp is his wimpy simpy

Whereas I am the panty Christ haha I don’t know why I said that please ignore hahaha

Dot matrix printer was straight outta jabba’s droid torture chamber

Two! Two wonderful attacks!

Ah hah hah ⚡️

This is a sin. Whether a venal or mortal sin is not up to me to say, but nevertheless