DarthPub

You wouldn’t know it with all the news over shoplifting bullshit

I can’t believe anyone would besmirch the good name of sex toys by making them in the shape of trump! Our body cavities deserve so much better!!!

That’s nothing. Target is stealing from employees in sums that are unimaginable. We should see cops shaming the higher ups with released body cams of their arrests. Then move on to Walmart. Make all the Walton kids pay employees back the billions they’ve stolen from employees. Fuck target and walmart

My god I nearly fell asleep reading the headline.

Rfk jr cut the dong off a dead animal. trump put his dong in kids

If it’s required then parents don’t decide shit

fuck those traitors

He had 27 different Reddit accounts? People can’t keep their public account and burner account separate. Props for the organizational skills

Jokes on you! My friends found out much more embarrassing stuff about me

Ok…’flying’ is being applied generously here.

This headline is better: Artemis II astronauts return home ALIVE, ending record-breaking NASA mission around the moon

Kate Bush doesn’t look like she ever half assed it. Props

those trucks should be banned on US roads. What’s worse, most of them are just glorified grocery getters.

Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10

Without an article, are we sure the White House discussed removing trump via the 25th amendment? Or did trump discuss removing the 25th amendment?

My god, you are truly a god amongst men.

Nothing means anything anymore

Babish has seen the sun and eaten protein. Moby looks like those cave dwelling lizards that have translucent skin

Kink shaming should be shamed

I was going for cheap rip off version of Tony stark based on looks