they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

I prefer Potato Platinum XL

could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube

their window sticker makes me feel threatened

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You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”

Doon Doon Dak, Dak a Doon Dak

Good, I could use some clown blood.

I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

vacation? that would crazy.

Fuck this propaganda shit. Tv, and everybody associated with tv/streaming/movies/sports/ip/critics/partners/senior correspondants/sponsors etc, are always somehow the victim of the evil and all powerful consumer’s whim. This sickening narrative and “toxic fandom” are just stupid little games played to keep the investors placated while they figure out how to cover their ass, because they never had a good idea to begin with. All the while they change the rules to bleed everyone dry while trying to shovel the least entertaining shit into our faces. “Show Chasers?” wtf? Naw, yeah sorry, you unearned parasitic cancerous pustules, we don’t give a shit anymore. May your Mercedes catch fire while tumbling violently off the road to Malibu.

Where’s diabeetus?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

I’ve given up on humanity, but not open source for some reason