“work, work, work, work, and work (that dick)”

This time for sure, I’ll throw away every bow I get, just blade and magic this time! Oh wow, you can conjure a sword that does way more damage than the swords I have access to. Let’s see what else I can conj- and I’m a stealth archer with a bound bow, damnit…

I’ll do the same for Icelandic “Allir kúkutímar eru pissutímar en ekki allir pissutímar eru kúkutímar”

If I was a predator looking for prey and saw that, I’d think twice.

I have some spices in my cabinet

I feel like he wouldn’t like a jacked up muscle mommy on steroids tho

Oh god why did I buy all these swords? I’ll never financially recover from this

Genuinely thought it just meant killing a woman and was confused

I have a door to my kitchen which is closed when I’m not home

45 years here. It’s loud as fuck but it still keeps things cool.

I’ll remember this advice

No like, actually fuck them. Have sex with them.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks