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14·2 个月前What army will Russia have in 5 years? Seems they’re done conscripting civilians, they’re halfway through the prisoners being conscripted.
I’ll kind of be surprised if Russia’s still a nation in 5 years. Putin may have put dtRump in office in the US to destroy democracy, but he’s doing a fairly monumental job of destroying Russia himself.
8·2 个月前How would it have been better if they were kids? It’d be worse: displaying the kind of bullshit being handed down to the next generation.
They’re inept, stupid, racist adults. Pray they don’t teach kids to be like themselves (though I’m sure they will).
1·2 个月前Looking forward to round 2 (upcoming Spaceballs movie)
Dent to the helmet, dent to the cup: 2 head shots blocked!
The Onion, if they were writing this (instead of it being actual) would have made it better reading, less disgusting.
1·2 个月前The entire dispatch floor was laughing. 9 foot snow penis is too much for some Puritanically minded folk. People that deal with actual problems multiple times daily are not those.
Look at all the GDP cars cripple! Government welfare for oil companies (paid for by our taxes), growing land hindered by asphalt roads everywhere, pollution…
Fine. Great info-toon.
Minutes, wise guy. Who measures water in meters? Liters, maybe
Every decent actor & fan of theater pays tribute (or should) to Monty Python (Flying Circus in this case: In Defense Against Fresh Fruits.: https://youtu.be/NqDPsonOLCQ)
TBH the best corn on the cob I’ve had the pleasure to encounter was fire grilled {in husk, resheathed after silk removed}, but the standard I’ve known for home grown sweetcorn is ~90s in low boiling water. Any longer makes it dull and unnecessarily mushy.
Corn needs 1m in boiling water. Not 20.
8·2 个月前You have to use the wayback web site, but the hampsters still dance:
Great cartoon. Sad, though: This leaves out the massive tax credits & other government shell outs to the oil companies.
2·2 个月前Bowls for keys…at your vinyl listening swingers parties?
Heal Thy Bur (like cockle-burs) Gers (yurts, barrowed from Mongolian)
Friend was working dispatch in Portland Oregon. After a rare set of snow storms, someone called in the 9’ standing penis in their neighbors front yard (some people aren’t satisfied making snowmen).
The top turd here in the US is definitely a cockwomble
5, 6 & 9. In stages.