ElGosso [he/him]

The ten crack commandments

Honestly surprised that the dev company known for milking DLC for decades decided not to release its Sims knockoff

Dynasty Warriors with Path of Exile’s crunchiness

And it should have the soundtrack like DW6 did because that shit ruled

“I was simply pretending” lmao ok

There’s definitely negative psychological effects to having a skinner box in your hand at all times.

I keep thinking about this because it’s so fucking funny. “We’ve invented a way to reintroduce some of the emotional nuance innate in vocal communication and add further symbolic references to text!” “My god, you’re an imbecilic caveman! You’re destroying civilization!”

Of all the things to get Ted Kaczynski over, emojis is easily the funniest one

We had one crash the site once even.

You can get addicted to second hand smoke, I remember when my dad said stopped smoking in the car and going through withdrawal when I was nine or so. So when I started smoking in my teenage years it was really just a relapse

Noooooo don’t comment on our public post on social media that we purposely allowed you to comment on

I had no idea that the Country Music Awards were so invested in blocking this merger.

I dunno why you’re implying this is something outlandish when this already happens. They just call it “campaign donations” if they’re in office and “speaking fees” when they’re out of it.

I’m not just calculating it, I’m writing fanfiction about it

It’s me, I’m getting milked in Zootopia

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