The president can only pardon those convicted of federal crimes. He was convicted of state crimes in New York state, and only the governor of New York can pardon those convicted of crimes at the state level.

A pardon is an admission of guilt.

Case in point.

https://publicintegrity.org/politics/state-politics/copy-paste-legislate/you-elected-them-to-write-new-laws-theyre-letting-corporations-do-it-instead/

https://www.opensecrets.org/federal-lobbying/clients/bills?cycle=2021&id=D000000128#:~:text=Walt Disney Co spent $4345000 lobbying in 2021. See the bills it lobbied.

Working that SEO pretty hard there, bud.

Same. Ragebait headline.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe’s_law

Is there a non-paywalled link?

Ibuprofen and lots of water.

Everything is important and you’re not allowed to do anything at all.

Gøógłę kēÿbôård.

Thank you, I’ve finally achieved Capitalist enlightenment! The secrets of capitalism are mine!