So they did massive human wave attacks in Kursk suffering heavy losses but no bodies have been recovered? Damn, Juche Necromancy is real

the milk is so organic that they’ll tenderise the cow it comes from in shit first. what the actual fuck

the golden age of flash animations/games was a fun time to be a teenager

it’s just like me frfr

i have a 1tb hdd that i’ve taken with me over a few different pcs now, it’s 10 years old and whined about dying to me like 7 years ago.

I only use it for backup stuff, but it’s still going strong. Mostly I leave it just chilling like the old veteran it is.

i kept waiting for him to spear a fly with his tongue

the liberals got the world they fought so hard for when USSR was dissolved, against the will of the people, and they havent stopped crying about it since

the point was to post unbeliavable facts

-41% chance of dying

have we finally unlocked the means of immortality?

Biking is great, would recommend

— Ooh, yeah, baby! This right here is gonna make the last three days worth it. A fat syringe full of clear, medical-grade, Federally-backed estrogen. Aqueous estradiol valerate, to be precise.

— What happens when I inject myself with estrogen?

— Oh, no. No, no, no. Don’t tell me you forgot what estrogen does. Estrogen. Remember? Uh…anticistamines? Feminephrine?

[Hard: Success] — You haven’t forgotten. Generally speaking, patients undergoing hormone replacement treatments will experience a variety of physiological and mental changes. Drier skin, growth of breast tissue, weight redistribution, decrease of body hair growth, shifts in facial fat and musculature. Emotional changes vary wildly between individuals, but are often reported to be “intense”.

— Bzzt. Wrong. Estrogen is like junk, baby. A calm, soothing, smooth-like-butter body high. A referral letter from two medical professionals and a couple of shed tears in a therapist’s chair are the only things keeping every sucker on the street from turning into an E-junkie. Getting it is hard; stopping after you’ve had your first sweet shot is even harder. This is serious shit. And now it’s all yours. Shoot it up!

originally by @DiscoPosting@hexbear.net

“Ligma” or maybe “Sugma”

hell yeah i’m the villain of the story, and i love being immoral

whatever you say, cissie

lmao god didnt give me shit estrogen my beloved

chicks rock

genocide

what was the quote about how elections cannot be allowed to alter economic policy?

Neither communism, nor capitalism. A mysterious third way ((it’s fascism)and thus still capitalism))

My grandparents were forced to cut onions in the soviet onion! they still remember this when they cry and how stalin was holding the big spoon up to them and demanding more onions! “mr stalin sir too many onions is going to cause flatulence” they screamed but stalin didnt care