If this baby hits 88mph you’re gonna see some serious shit…fall off.

Or don’t use your ‘O’-face for your face unlock.

MTG would be saying the “Demonrats” and liberals were using their space laser or weather control machine.

The religious folk that eat this shit up basically sort things as such:

1.) If it’s good for me or who I like: God’s blessing

2.) If it’s bad for me or who I like: The Devil did it.

3.) If it’s not all bad for me or who I like: It’s part of God’s plans/He works in mysterious ways.

If Elon were hit with lightning, even if he was in the middle of a thunderstorm holding a giant metal rod while standing on the roof of a skyscraper they’d say someone they didn’t like did it.

By other planes or a missile?

McDonald’s fucked up his order recently which is why their island received tariffs.

He’s going to get free hamberders for life when they cave.

✅ As in Bocce ❎