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  • Honytawk@feddit.nlBannedtolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldMany such cases.
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    5 months ago

    I never see people copy-pasting by mouse.

    I’ve seen plenty of user right click > select copy, go to a different program and do right click > select paste.

    Hell, even I do that when the keyboard is laying too far away or button combos aren’t getting through the remote connection.

    Maybe try talking with regular users once in a while.







  • How about one that diverts expectations?

    Like, instead of slow zombies, you get fast ones. Faster than they could run before. Maybe even faster than some vehicles. Because they don’t feel pain.

    And instead of dumb zombies, they are smart. They set traps, use tools. Maybe even drive cars.

    Shooting the brain also does nothing. You got to shoot them in the ass since that is the way the parasite entered the body and how they communicate with the hive.

    And like all the zombie preppers die-out quickly because they think the zombies will react like the ones from Hollywood. So they think they can play the hero while being outsmarted by fast zombies.

    Humanity would not last long, and afterwards the world is populated entirely by a zombie civilization that looks eerily similar to our own but like better.












  • Honytawk@feddit.nlBannedtoTechnology@lemmy.world*Permanently Deleted*
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    6 months ago

    Maybe someone should write a new Art of War to explain to tech CEOs the basic ins and outs of technology development.

    • Like you can’t throw more developers on a project to make it finish faster.
    • Cutting budgets isn’t just free money, they come with detriments.
    • You can’t scamp on security. It can take a single zero day to bankrupt a company.
    • There are limits to an internet connection. You can’t expect everyone to have gigabit internet.

    The basic shit every person working in the field understands. Except for the out-of-touch management. Call it the Art of Commerce or something.