But Daaaaaaaad, all the other kids are getting a horse farm!

“documentating” is not a word.

Are these Questionable Content characters?

Wasn’t the Electoral College also supposed to serve that purpose?

Were you rooting for the shark?

Should have stuck to simple, safe insider trading like the other guys do. Always with the flashy showing off.

Print it out and scan it and print it back to a 300MB PDF.

I guess that’s why Musk is so fixated on his sci-fi religious trope of making a “multi-planet species”, in case he ruins this one…

It’s called winter.

Walmart should have “fired” that customer, ie trespass him. WTF was this goon doing in the women’s restroom anyway?

I assume for that to happen, a significant portion of the American political system would be in trouble. It’s not so much that Trump is some unique phenomenon, it’s more like he’s not subtle about it. We’re being screwed every day by the leader class, they’re just quiet enough about it that most people go back to their NASCAR and high-fructose corn syrup snacks.

Peace, democracy, and freedom.

I just don’t understand how they jumped from version 7 to 24 …

Geez, did Tesla make the floor too?

It’s almost incomprehensible. This is historical, it will be in history books in a hundred years.

These people are incompetent on a scale barely understandable.

So that’s not good enough for you, but still no proof? If it’s so easy to Google, help me out since I’m so inept.

Still waiting for my laptop to be pwned.

Why are you so resistant to facts?

Thanks for the summary.

I did: “how do you get computer viruses”

Answer: “Computer viruses can be spread via email, with some even capable of hijacking email software to spread themselves. Others may attach to legitimate software, within software packs, or infect code, and other viruses can be downloaded from compromised application stores and infected code repositories.”

Try it yourself. No mention of Windows 7, all about USERS INSTALLING THEM.

QED.

Ah, finally a reason to upgrade from Windows 7: to make sure the slop really gets into every nanosecond of human existence.