People have called me smart. It’s far from the truth. I’m so fucking stupid, it’s ridiculous.

The little white one on the left has to be the hardest muthafuckin dog ever.

What do you expect with a one week old account? Fascist twats

Prison labor is another word for slavery.

I don’t know shit about plastics. But I am rewatching the show for the 3rd time.

Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

“Oh right, cuz we’re trash.”

You’re entitled to that opinion. But, I couldn’t care less.

🎵 Love stinks, yeah yeah! 🎵

Seriously. The memes on the Fedi almost always make me laugh. They seem more youthful and in touch than previous thread based websites I used to frequent.

Dodge attack

I still can’t believe a former mid college football coach is holding back these promotions to wait on orange Hitler to fill them with his fascist yes men.

Rats jumping off a sinking ship. These pussies say this shit years after all of us with sense have been echoing this point.

I don’t like this, I challenge you to a duel.

Man, Florida used to be your cool careless cousin. Now we’re your crazy, racist, alcoholic, Faux news watching uncle. SMH

Semper Fidelis

Ah I see, my fault. Yeah, the grift is real. His followers are a little behind in the evolutionary timeline.

“He’ll be fine”? Tell that to his super morbidly obese heart trying to pump blood when fryer grease is clogging everything up and his bitch ass stress level is spiking cuz his grift is running it’s course. Anyway.