

He’s so full of shit, when he sneezes he leaves a skid mark.
Exhibit A: https://www.trumpstore.com/product/trump-2028-shirt/?attribute_pa_size=small&attribute_pa_color=red
He’s absolutely going to try it, and it’s up to all of us to nope this shit until the next millennia.
Obviously he was being “sarcastic” during that too.