But it would really good right at the end before you peace out

Maybe it is a hair on your screen because I’m not seeing what you’re seeing.

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we get along 🎵

Ok so tell us what parilla means.

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Dr bampop, please advise how to exterminate our ocular spider infestation.

Do you think Trump’s bodyguards would have left him uncovered while they pretty much posed for a dramatic Renaissance-core photo after he was “shot” 🙄? Look at that photo, they left him wide open for another shot while his ear is supposedly bleeding. Because they knew from rehearsal that the only second shot would be coming from the camera.

Yeah, I can’t believe any intelligent person would think this wasn’t a totally staged event.

Aw hell no. I trauma dump on everyone who asks me “How are you?”

Sounds like you haven’t heard of the “Dave Chappelle was murdered & cloned” conspiracy theory. I recommend going down that rabbit hole.

According to this theory, the last time the real DC was ever seen was on the Oprah Winfrey Show a couple decades ago. Around that time the entertainment industry moguls were dangling a multi-million dollar offer in front of him but he saw right through it & saw the manipulative corruption in the stipulations proposed in the contract and he declined the offer.

He left on a solo vacation to Africa to escape the public eye & clear his mind, and when he came back he allegedly quietly went back to revisit the multi-million dollar offer but still wouldn’t conform with their demands so…

here’s where shit gets weird, consider yourself warned:

They took him down to an underground cloning lab, harvested his DNA etc to create their idea of the ideal Dave Chappelle who would appease both audience & industry, for purposes of financial gain for entertainment industry moguls & to keep audiences complacently entertained. Cloning complete, they murdered the original Dave Chapelle.

The DC we see now has a deeper voice, ripped huge muscular body, makes less controversial comedy than before, while still captivating audiences* & bringing in revenue for the entertainment industry moguls which is all they want him for.

*His most intelligent discerning fans know this isn’t the real DC, and those closest to him, friends & family & close colleagues, have repeatedly reported that the current DC is NOT the same person they used to know. Literally a completely different person.

Some boys have just the right combination of curiosity, mischief, carelessness, & lack of self-preservation instincts.

Technically the truth

Are you suggesting that Yoga is “woowoo?”

It’s a fucking excellent physical workout & emotionally therapeutic when you find the right teachers. And there are plenty of excellent teachers.

If you take care of your health age 50 comes quicker than you know it and you will still appreciate that house very much.

I understand that the old lady was in some sort of emotional frenzy but odd that she didn’t sell the house for its market value, it would have sold quickly anyway. And good thing (I guess) one of her kids didn’t swoop in and buy it at the low price she listed it for. 🤔

In Japan homes aren’t considered appreciable assets nor investments. Homes are treated like shoes over there. Use them up, throw them away.

Wait, really? I might actually qualify ♥️ BRB, filling out an application to be in an elitist discriminatory sex cult 😄

Edit: nvm, I don’t meet their tallness specifications 😥

That means you DO understand the post.

I think that’s why they chose some dude from Chicago. Modern times require street smarts & thick skin.

I’m gonna go stalk through your profile to find out if you’re really a pigeon or not. BRB…