She looks tired. How about just a foot rub?

Off the top of my head this is at least Tamriel and the last airbender Continent to a T

I need the backward baseball cap with baggy shorts and a muscle shirt version of this WASP woman and I need it yesterday!

A reverse electoral conquest would be galaxy brain levels of geopolitics

Gary Oldman, and boy has he polished some turds

Length of a movie is no longer a flex. Not since LotR special edition dvd cuts

I cannot tell you how many ways free gravel for life would help me, but it’s definitely a lot

Ya it’s called affording a maid

Alsace Lorraine really is the most vital province in Western Europe

Getting eaten by a hawk or weasel

This is poetry not prose

They have bidets for your whole body now, you can install them at standing height in your bathtub

Live as the bonobo do!

So many things boomers consider normal is just brainwashing from some lobby or other

Like we’d be so lucky. They want 1984 not a brave new world

The bird motif is up for grabs, call it Warbler

Babe wake up new cryptid just dropped

Why hasn’t this happened already??!?

Then when they run you can steal their good equipment

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