You guys have retirement savings?

That IS a great value!

GOB’s not onboard.

I was Biden my time, but the time is Nye.

I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news…

Oh my God, why did I come to this party, I don’t know anyone here except Matt from work and I don’t even know him that well, I just didn’t have plans for tonight so I came, oh my God, this is so awkward, I was hoping there’d be another dinosaur here to talk to, I’m the only dinosaur and nobody’s acknowledged that but I can TELL they’re all thinking about it, why did I do this, I knew this was a possibility, dude, what is wrong with me…

Semi-related, but you’ve got the best username ever.

“Happy Birthday, Spray! I’m disappointed in you!”

Christopher Coke, cocaine trafficker

Are we sure this isn’t just Roger from American Dad?

Damn, beat me to it.

“I don’t think 22 minutes is so bad.”

“NOT SO BAD?!? THAT’S A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEINFELD! IT TAKES US A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEIN-FUCKIN-FELD TO ROB A BANK!”

The one “sad” towards the end really sells it.

Shirts that go…odd?

Speak for your fuckin’ self, bro.

I see Calvin’s been by.

Neigh? Nay.

"WHY COULDN’T SHE BE THE OTHER KIND OF BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT?!?

WITH THE MACHINE PART ON TOP AND THE LADY PART ON THE BOTTOM?!?"

This answer may be a cheat and a stretch, but hear me out…

Star Wars: Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight

Specifically, the opening levels set in Nar Shaddaa, one of my favorite, underappreciated locations in the extended universe.

The whole moon was one giant, grimey, neon-lit city blanketed in night, overrun with sleazy organized criminals and jazz music. Pretty big noir vibes too.

It’s the first time I remember experiencing the aesthetic, which felt so sharply different from the colorful, swashbuckling Star Wars I had known. And I knew I loved it.

Shortwave eroticism.

I don’t care how old this image is or how many times I’ve seen it…

Every single time, I end up feeling better. Instant mood boost. I hope it never stops getting posted.

I’ve been using VR lately for this purpose. Surprisingly effective.

I dunno. Just helps to isekai myself to a different plane of existence for a little while.