Mayor Poopington

It all keeps adding up

People do that outside, too. What’s your point?

I never get writers block but I also don’t write so maybe try that?

I cant wait to assassinate the pope again!

Were on a date right now. Its December 4

Thanks, it’s an old family name

Can’t leave the seat up around my cat

Nahh, feel free to waste my time. I’m paid by the hour

SPREAD CHEEKS NOT CENSORSHIP

IIIIII am one of those, melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it

Probably August 13. Date my uncle killed himself.

You can say “fuck” on the Internet

My personal favorite, the island where you can hunt orphans

Larry and Foxworthy had a couple good bits but that was about it for me. I found White at least was consistently funny.

They call me… Tater Salad

Ron White. The only funny one in blue collar comedy

I use the mod that removes the inspiration point limit. That being said, some of the checks are absolutely hilarious if you fail.

Honestly I wish they were right. I’d give anything to see those fuckers squirm in front of st peter

I’m so proud of you! Here’s a “Good Noodle” star!