This August is only half through,

But for some, winter’s soon to ensue

So don’t Grinch on this carol,

’Cause we know in the Barrel:

Crackers love their Christmas Scooby-Doo!

Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat